T-shirts? Do they make those in my size?

So now all i hear is this yammering about t-shirts. now, what that has to do we me, a mere lovely book, I have no idea. But it seems to be pretty important. Guess they even have some ideas. I'll show em to ya here. I hope they have one in "book" size. I'm 6x9 ya know! Taller than I am wide thank goodness.

SB